Dear Mom,
I know you are proud of your daughter Becca and her decision to go to a wholesome Mormon school out in Utah. However, after scrolling through a few of the 1000+ photos I found on her public facebook page, I’ve started to piece together a somewhat disturbing picture of what her life is really like at this conservative religious school. (PS If you’re gonna put it on your public facebook page, prepare to be exposed, Missy)

Unabashed and desperate flirtation….

(which led to…..) Aggressive and inappropriate wrestling with otherwise wholesome church going young men

A complete disregard for ladylike table manners

Consumption of alcoholic beverages

Drunkenness (as evident in her inability to locate the mattress in her room)
Complete sleep deprivation
Pigsty living conditions

This wholesome young woman is acting like a complete degenerate. Now what about her dancing partner….

…. Wow. I immediately regret cropping and enlarging that picture