Let’s please not talk about apartment searching in SF. Let’s talk about the beach last week.
If you’ve ever been to the outer banks of north carolina you will agree with me on this: it’s the best place. ever. and don’t try to tell me california beaches are better. they are cold. they are crowded. the water here was like a warm bath thanks to the gulf stream off shore.

baby hank’s cousin, gigi. don’t even try to tell me you have a cuter niece. you lie.