Dear Jared,
Sorry I had to cut up your pillowcase to make a fabric beach ball for Baby Hank. It was just the perfect color and I knew it would make him so happy (isn’t that more important anyway?).
Don’t worry, I’ll make you a new pillowcase with a big ol’ picture of Baby Hank and I plastered on it-just like you’ve always wanted. You won’t hardly miss your old one.
Love, Liz