Poor Britney. Sure she’d save $5 if she competed in a triathlon (I’d recommend this one) but at the expense of looking like a complete freak and possibly losing custody of her little boys to K fed? Jared said he’d know how to help her. He said he’d take her out of Hollywood to the top of a mountain in Logan, Utah (where the paparazzi couldn’t find her, he says) and ask her what she really wants to do with her life, because it’s clear she’s unhappy being a singer and celebrity. I have a feeling he’d also bring his paraglider in case she felt like shuttling (he rarely turns down an opportunity to fly). If only Britney had a friend like Jared.