My sister Rebecca is turning 17 tomorrow. Jared says that Becca is his favorite Ricks (which is a little bit offensive to the other Ricks, but hey it’s Becca’s special day). When Becca was a baby her head smelled funny so Celeste and I sprayed apple scented air freshener on it. Ever since then she has smelled of apples and roses and has the cheeriest disposition. She’s the first one to laugh at my dumb jokes and is always sweet and kind to everyone around her. She also has more friends than I can count and is super stylish and artistic. Becca has a blog here about her senior year of high school.
Rebecca will absolutely be successful in her class work at your school, but much greater, she will be a trusted friend, a great voice for reason and direction on campus, and a credit to the school fortunate enough to be her alma mater. I am honored to be her sister and I give Becca my highest recommendation for a blissful birthday.