Today I received an interim evaluation report at my job. I have a new director who has quite the literary flair. Here are some of my favorite exerpts from his report:

“Ms. Stanley further demonstrated her expertise at both Senior and Junior Parent Nights. Taking the hand held microphone, she walked parents through the fundamentals of Naviance in classic Oprah Winfrey style! Her sense of humor had everyone relaxed with this user-friendly system….Ms. Stanley is the consummate professional.”

and my personal favorite:

“Ms. Stanley’s name is synonymous with professional growth”