Above is picture of Jared with his VW squareback he had as a teenager. Check out those boxers (worn as shorts?) and floral hat he was sporting. Did I miss the era when floral hats were cool? I’m going to go ahead and give him the benefit of the doubt and assume it was a passing fad in st george, utah in the 1990s that completely missed new york. Or maybe he was in disguise.

Picture stolen from his mother’s blog here.